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You may have some concerns about the procedure but assure your safety. The procedure has been tested on many other things to prove it’s safety now.
Size Doesn’t Matter
It can be Roborted
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What is Lunar Robortion? Due to HR 80085, all Terra Forma bound robortions have been made illegal. So make the moon your choice for your very own Robortion™!
How does one get to the Moon? We offer bi-daily shuttles from our HQ. Otherwise the aliens that have invested in our moon base make frequent trips to get more customers so try to flag own of them down too.
Additional Options: There really isn’t an additional option. Getting a Lunar Robortion is your only one.
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Project A558L00D
President of Interal System Solutions
The Big Boss. He runs all the internal logistics. Business is booming under his leadership. We are seeing unprecedented financial gains and continued comradery. He would in no way use the position to his advantage. we have chimps and we have robots. Ultimately, the consequences of failure will depend on the specific primate or android …
Base Operating Omnidirectional Bypass System
We have the ultimate defense of our systems on the moon. Any attempt to penetrate the surface will be bypassed straight to the Sun mofo.
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We offer 12 hour support after your procedure. After that, you’re pretty much on your own. But call us if you need another one.