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The Big Boss. He runs all the internal logistics. Business is booming under his leadership. We are seeing unprecedented financial gains and continued comradery.

He would in no way use the position to his advantage.

we have chimps and we have robots. Ultimately, the consequences of failure will depend on the specific primate or android and the impact it has on the organization and its stakeholders should be minimal.

We have the ultimate defense of our systems on the moon. Any attempt to penetrate the surface will be bypassed straight to the Sun mofo.

As those bozos in congress decided that any solar body that a person steps on the government has jurisdiction and they threatened my base with nukes. Waiting for them to reconvene congress. They’ll be caught with their dick in their hands.

We have made our procedure 100% autonomous. this is what makes the patented robortion. No human can ever set foot on the moon so we have built a network of automatons that will cater to your every need every step of the procedure. You will glide on a series of graviton drones throughout your journey. Any law they create, they go bye on the Moon.

I believe the kidney is the most important organ in our body. While you are here you can also see our specialist that will flush out your kidneys with our patented filter blend.

Gary Monkey is the best in his field on the moon. He will get you on your correct health path.

We offer the most precise sonar EM wave emitting devices to be able to locate the being down to it’s smallest structure.

Seat yourself, there will be a slight pinch, and mind the Precision Operating Omni-Platform.

All of our team members receive weekly training in the Certified Lunar Intelligence trainer. This helps ensure a healthy hive mind which is crucial for sustaining constant work flow and defense.